There is nothing better than having the suggestion

To share your shower and kettle with someone to rightly save a bob or two,

I just have to ask the obvious question

How do I get the sexy film star to share my bathroom, kitchen or loo?

My shower is only just the right size for me to wash

My kettle, since I don’t drink beer, my only joy

The bathroom is tiny, it would be a squash

Could you imagine the starlet saying, “O.K then boy