Welcome…

…Here we are,

Ladies and gentlemen, and those to whom

we respect define as neither,

splash on a little make up and relax

for here we are in the last heady days of Berlin,

the days of Rome

before the Vandals

and Nero’s enigmatic solo

on a half strung fiddle, raise a toast

and see the world, frolic, dine,

take a picture of your neighbour’s dinner

and give it a groovy like, drop your pants

in excitement as low core porn

becomes a reality programme, and