It’s far too windy to wear a trilby.

It’s far too cold to go out without a thick woolly.

Too go outside without a heavy coat is considered unseemly,

in weather most foul, and insanity not to be dressed fully.

To wear shoes full of holes and let the rain soak through,

would surely have your friends comment about your soul.

To wear gloves of any material, helpful to keep fingers from turning blue,

is just sensible when having to leave the house for a stroll.