Put on a proper suit,

do up your tie,

sing the National Anthem,

cut your hair, it’s a disgrace

stop biting your nails,

you go to Drama School?,

your only option lad

is to join the army,

make a man out of you,

pacifist, you’ll grow out of that lad

in the real world,

where’s your uniform,

where’s your tie,

you will have to wear one every day lad,

in the real world,

listen to proper music,

stop reading that type of book,