There is nothing better than having the suggestion
To share your shower and kettle with someone to rightly save a bob or two,
I just have to ask the obvious question
How do I get the sexy film star to share my bathroom, kitchen or loo?
My shower is only just the right size for me to wash
My kettle, since I don’t drink beer, my only joy
The bathroom is tiny, it would be a squash
Could you imagine the starlet saying, “O.K then boy