The fusion that is unexpected

is the most fun. Pineapple

slices on top of a crusty, well stacked pizza

for some is the height of decadence

or at least glittering fancy,

although myself,

I think it is an abomination,

I remove them with disdain if offered

in the same foul disregard as the errant olive,

bemoaning the fact that there should be more

slices of meat, rather than something yellow

or green, making the dish look like a breeding

ground for flavours I cannot abide.