The Milton: Impossible tour, which calls at Parr Hall on Wednesday 19th February, is all about one man, one mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Milton reveals the truth about becoming an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forces him to appear on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with a twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Is this just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price: Sainsbury’s, where good food costs less.