Do you want to stay asleep
In your somnabulary life
While you are sleeping
You are turning into stone
Petrifying
But it only happens if you let it
And you let it
Long before
Your hair turned grey
When you started complaining
About the yoofs
In gravity-defying
Low slung jeans
Text speak
And all music released
Since U Can’t Touch This
You get so annoyed
When you recall
Your comedian son
With his
‘Stop! Hammer Time’