I have never been a dedicated follower of fashion,

the committed hunter of trends or the seeker of the inner circle.

I couldn’t care less for style unless it’s of my own making

and the latest thing, the craze of Dutch Tulip, just passes me by.

I love my team but won’t buy into the ethos that sits there now,

I loved them when were so bad we were great and being against type

When others around me supported the local three teams,

and then later the likes of the team from Salford, Arsenal or the beautiful