I’m afraid I don’t do Rugby, of either code
except when it comes to watching England V Scotland
and the odd par-taking
of a World Cup; sport for sports sake, not my bag
or ball it seems,
despite having had a teacher at school who insisted
in one of those terrifying end of year reports
that I was more suited to the game,
a natural player, I nearly laughed as I read it
on the way home, so not my cup of tea,
despite having had the honour of watching