Category Archives: Poetry

On The Road Past Wigan Pier (Or When Saturday Comes).

Beyond Wigan Pier,

flat caps are worn with a sense

of irony

to the visiting football fan

that made their way through tunnels

and forgotten history book sampled landscapes

of the once industrial blackened soot North,

Orwell no longer in residence

and yet in this barbarous age,

a depression in all but name,

the great decline of the 21st Century,

but as long as you can get your nails done

and have the latest must have Playstation

diversion, then obviously the world is just great and green;

The Atheist’s Reward In Heaven.

 

You will, no doubt,

receive your reward in Heaven,

she said to me with an air of superiority

and down at heel, run of the mill

lack of charisma; I knew she didn’t have the money

to pay me, I wasn’t doing it for reward,

just to help a fellow human being

in a moment of distress

but still

she had to bring Heaven into it,

she had to tell me that her belief,

the conviction that by doing something good

you must automatically become

Running Marathons.

You are all running marathons,

or perhaps still able to play

in a local league match

in which you can imagine

you are scoring

the winning goal in the Cup Final,

or perhaps feeling the burn down the gym,

or perhaps swimming the distance

of the channel every year

down the sports centre,

or perhaps doing something

that your body welcomes

with a parade and a joyful smile;

my old and dear friends from school,

I miss you more than ever

when I see you do these things

A Woodstock Moment In The English Channel.

I think I missed out

somewhere on wild fields

and lazing in grass

as the music played around me

in Woodstock, back in ’69.

The closest I got to such

an Earth shattering

and open eyes moment

was sprawled out

near a cliff by Petit Bot

or perhaps in the bed

of a woman who would

never have made it back

alive from the scenes in Woodstock,

far out man, far out woman,

both gone for a while

as Janis Joplin

or The Who played out

Daphne.

The scowl of your elevated Cornish brow

as you lean over the hard won typewriter

and understanding so much of the world

yet deferring

in part

to the men in your life,

that is how I always imagine you

Daphne,

A murderess I cling to

with hands gripped tight,

white knuckled and surrendering

my masculinity, a joke in your

once noble Gallic background,

this I gleaned from you,

I am poor

a servant in your house,

Only When You Are Dead.

They only tell you

when they hear

that you are dead,

just how much they love you.

The outpouring of grief on the streets,

The middle class avenues filled

with popular opinion and anguish

and in the houses of the fashionable

you get the sympathetic nod becoming of their understanding

and they hear the wails from the true believers;

they are unified when you die,

when the starlet fails to shine early one morning

or when the hero packs away his whip

one last time

She Had No Heroes.

She had no heroes,

no room in her life

for such romantic thought

or strength of feminine culture.

No heroes, not any more.

She swore off them, respect

whittled away

chip by whittled chip

and now the only hero

in her life

is the one who lives

in an imagined world

where She sleeps, catatonic

and death like; the hero arrives

faceless but frees her from her cell, her prison, her solitary

confinement.

There is no room for heroes,

for She will not relinquish the key.

Plannet Zogg!

 

It was 68/69 and I was tripping out

On psychedelic mushrooms ,green tea, and Brussel Sprouts

It was really far out man,

You know what I mean?

I’m living on Plannet Zogg so it would seem

My rock rolls in swirling colours like John Lennon’s Rolls Royce

Some people are just weird man, that’s their choice

On the day the Eagle landed on the moon

I had already been there on my flying spoon!

Spaced out flying high till I came down

Crash landing on Plannet Zogg  in stereo surround

I AM NOT A ZIMMER FRAME.

I AM NOT A ZIMMER FRAME

OR A LEANING POST…

Breathe easy, calm the old spirits and wheel

 gently away and leave the person

so in love with my handlebars

that they could not stop fondling them,

caressing with deepening fingers

or leaning so heavily upon them

that like an irate

and unwanted suitor

I was getting more aware of their

jiggling up and down and heavy handed

strokes as each moment passed.

It’s not that hard at the end of the day

Azure No More.

Nature reclaimed her

and now the window is no more,

a raging sky and sea

meet in the middle

and blur without the sense of Azure;

we live in the window frame

now and forever

as piece by piece,

the world crumbles

into the sea.

 

Ian D. Hall