The Lord of the Onion Rings

Master of the Hula Hoops

Cheesy crunchy Monster Munch

I am the Lord of the Onion Rings

Giant bag of Krips Crisps to crunch

Addicted to Cheese Cheddars

And original Ritz crackers

just can’t stop eating them!

The Tubular crisps

will clog my arteries

and place on the Porcelain

Kingdom of thrones

The Lord of the onion rings

will be on unexpected journey

to Bogtroll land once more!

John F. Hall