As I sit,
down upon my leather chair
with a vacant look upon my face
after trying to live life to very max,
my wife will turn on the television
to watch a nature programme
or a compelling
feature on animals in the wild.
In my addled late night mind
and scowl driven perspective,
I swear I see a gorilla, an ape
or a chimpanzee hold up a sign
dripping in red ink
which reads,
Thanks for wasting evolution,
you bum.
Ian D. Hall 2017