Their marriage was always the cause
of an argument, how could it not be
when they were always at war before hand;
the union laid down with ambassadors
forever at the birthing suite,
ready with hot water and towels
as a procession of children followed
who all left home with a single
solitary finger raised in the air
as they eventually told their parents,
sometimes nicely, sometimes
through gritted teeth,
that they were old enough, mature enough
to break away and live on their own
and by the way stop bloody arguing,
if you don’t like each other, go your own way.
By the 1970s they had insisted on an open relationship
with the neighbours, lots of free love,
oodles of fringe benefits
but like all fads, one wanted to stay as they were enjoying the freedom,
the other just wanted to go home,
they looked to their best friend
but in the back of their mind,
they knew they were an idiot…
the court case looms, if they want to go,
let them go,
nobody should be forced to stay,
if they want to go and break their own union
then let them do it cleanly and get on with it,
this rhetoric and abuse on both sides
is completely a waste of time.
Ian D. Hall 2017