As you watch the news night after night,
the small tremble of fear they put in the voice of the ageing reporter
as they present their slant on the events,
that make us read their sister papers in grim earnest over
a badly presented cup of coffee, foaming
at the mouth as the headline is designed to irk, cajole
and inwardly terrify…
That the news, the encompassing truth, run by the moral guardians
who defend their freedom of speech
but who will gladly come knocking
with their size nine hob nail boots,
whilst wearing a badge of solidarity
on their starch white shirts and perfectly made hair
and matching microphone, with the intent of manipulating your facts…
Till it’s run as facts that comes off an internet search engine
and genuine accuracy reports that people don’t go to Birmingham
because they all speak in a secret language that only they understand
and that the Newscaster in his infinite wisdom
urges his president, suited , booted and despised by half
his own country for wearing a tie wrong and having an intelligent wife,
that he takes the chance to declare war for having weapons of mass destruction…
But not since, it turns out, Dennis Mortimer lifted the European Cup.
The canals are really secret access tunnels to an underground
Militia outpost in which leads all of Birmingham to safety
should the worst happen and Selly Park declare that Washington
is a dangerous corrupt state and that a state of war existed
in the minds of very stupid men who would believe
that the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale for a knock down price…
Oh please. It’s worse than seeing a person taken in and corrupted
by the button that says, “You won’t believe what happens next”,
or by the more terrifying and squalid disservice to education
that history gets strangled everyday and that free thought,
that bastion of legends past,
says, that I don’t like you being stupid…
but I will defend to the death your right to be so…
…Even at the cost of misquoting Evelyn Beatrice Hall.
Ian D. Hall 2015.